I know, I know, I suck. I’ve become one of those blogs who never updates until you think, “Fuck this shit,” and take them off your favorites list (WAS I ON YOUR FAVORITES LIST AT ONE POINT?!?!?! THAT’S EXCITING, LET’S TALK ABOUT IT OVER SOME CREPES SUZETTE).
I could explain that I am a busy busy bee, off doing things a busy busy bee does (like…being more black-and-yellow than a Wiz Khalifa song? Or…pollinating?). But who cares? The point is, I suck, and I will try to write more.
But seriously, People of the Internet, make like the old tune and give me something to talk about. I am just one [extremely attractive, awesome] girl. I can only use so much of my brain, and since 99% of it is usually focused on shoes there’s not a lot of time to come up with winningly interesting blog topics. You can even just type random spam words into the comment box and I’ll do my best.
Oct 15, 2011 @ 02:08:29
Do you want something random to write about? Ok, let me think….. write about Lana Del Rey. Or write about Scopitone videos. There’s two hints.
Oct 15, 2011 @ 09:47:47
Since I know nothing about either of those things…challenge accepted.
Oct 15, 2011 @ 20:04:49
Hmm…how about aphrodisiacs?
Oct 28, 2011 @ 21:23:20
Andrew McMahon?
Nov 06, 2011 @ 13:16:57
I am a fan of Jack’s Mannequin, but I dunno if I could squeeze out a whole post on The Mixed Tape, which is basically the only song I listen to. He’s kind of cute-ish in a hugely-toothed British way, though, which is funny because I just Googled it and he’s totally not British.