Everything Ever

Want to know what’s awkward? Trying to carry on a normal (albeit short) conversation with someone’s dick currently inside you, because the Conversation Starter thinks that you and the Dick-Haver are just snuggling.

I mean, it’s my fault for getting it on in semi-public places (because in college, even your bedroom is a semi-public place), and thinking, “Tee-hee, we have a blanket over us, no one will notice!” Tee-hee, they totally won’t, and then they will want to talk to you.

I think I should rename this blog, “Things that Cock-Block Me,” and then the first post could be Everything Ever.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. fatisnotanoption
    Nov 30, 2010 @ 01:40:35

    Your blog is HILARIOUS!!! Was it your roomate or what who was talking to you?

    Reply

  2. thewildhearts
    Dec 02, 2010 @ 01:21:54

    Thank you! šŸ™‚ And yeah, it was one of my suitemates who wandered into my room. Not awkward for her, horrible for me. šŸ˜›

    Reply

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