The other day, my friend told me that she had “the really rare kind of orgasm. You know, from the inside!” It’s kind of hard to make me speechless, but I had absolutely no words. “Because most of them are always from the clit?” my friend said into the silence. “You know?”
Me being the weird little curious sexual deviant that I am, I asked around, and apparently, that’s the norm–the girls I talked to find it hard to come if it’s just straight-up no-clit-stimulation sex. Now, I am a big fan of all things to do with le c (I am really sick of typing “clit”; it sounds gross and makes me think of some kind of spiky sea creature), but personally, I don’t find it difficult to come the old-fashioned way. At all.
Which begs the question, are all these ladies just faking it every time they have vanilla sex and don’t come? Because NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I might have, maybe, faked it one time. Okay, I totally did. I admit it. I faked it because it was lasting forever and I wanted to be able to walk sometime within the next week, so I just moaned and gasped and put on a show until he stopped. And I was like, hooray! That’s that!
As usual, boy, was I wrong. The Guy in question decided to do the same boring, totally-not-doing-it-for-me maneuver that he’d been doing at the time of my Spectacular Fake Orgasm like every time after. Yeah, never making that mistake again. The moral of this story: get a Guy who’s good in bed. (Oh, yeah, and don’t fake it.)
Seriously, though, my life motto is that life is too short not to orgasm every day. I mean, why fake it when you can have the real thing? I taught myself a valuable life lesson while I was fake-coming everywhere.
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away! (Unless you’re having sex with your doctor.)