Dudes fall into two categories, right? “Breast men” and “ass men.” (And before you go getting all judgey and saying that’s only for straight guys, you’re clearly not thinking it through.)
That’s all fine and dandy, but where does that leave us girls? I don’t give a flying fig about a man’s butt–I mean, as long as he has one and not, like, a tail instead or something, I’m good. And pecs have never really done much for me. So what categories do we fall into? If I had to say, I guess I’m an “arms girl”–there’s nothing like sexy muscley arms. But then, sexy muscley backs are so nice too. And delicious muscley abs.
There’s the problem. There’s just too many options to narrow it down. Although too much sexiness is a pretty good problem to have, so I’ll take it.