Sneezing: Try It, You’ll Like It

In my opinion, there are two types of people in the world: those who like to sneeze, and those who don’t.

Everyone says that sneezing ten times is like an orgasm or something, but I lazily Googled “sneezing orgasm” and didn’t find anything real in my five-second search. Either way, I don’t care if every scientist in the world has a giant Sneezing Summit and declares that sneezing is awful and terrible, because IT FEELS GREAT.

If you fall into the other camp, the freaks-who-don’t-enjoy-sneezing-camp, your life must be a sad and dreary place. Is there color in your world? Can you even taste chocolate? Have you ever felt joy? No, but seriously, sneezing is great. I have no idea why and I can’t explain it, but it is, so if you don’t think so you need to go snort some pepper right now and re-evaluate things.

I hear it works even better when you snort it out of novelty shakers! Or are these novelty, and you'll really be snorting cocaine? I don't know, let's find out.

The obvious exception to this rule is gross snotty sneezing. Like, no one wants to be all, “AHHHH-choo!” and then have a face covered in flubber. But besides that, sneezing is totally boss, so you should try it sometime.

 

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. brightstormyday
    Apr 08, 2011 @ 21:57:47

    Sneezing is so much fun.

    I hate feeling the need to sneeze and not sneezing.

    It’s a lot like the need to orgasm and not orgasming loool.

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