Hey there! Are you a snoop? Would you consider yourself “nosy”? Do you share a computer? Do you enjoy invading people’s privacy and/or learning things about them without their knowledge? Or, failing that, do you want to know more about yourself based on the ramblings of a crazy random Internet girl (me)? Well, then, this is the post for you!
What Your Google Searches Say About You (You Sick Freak, You)
If you commonly search things like: bars with no covers, beer, mixed drink special at Blarney’s Pub, how to make own mojitos, cheap vodka, my x-byofriedn’s neumbr becux heis nit nioce
Then it means: You’re probably a raging alcoholic, typically college-aged, but you don’t realize it because everyone you know is also a raging alcoholic! You might also be a slut.
If you commonly search things like: boobs, Asian girls, jugs, girl-on-girl, ostrich porn, live sex videos
Then it means: You’re really into ostrich porn. Oh, and maybe also other kinds. You’re probably a seventeen-year-old boy, or a twenty-seven-year-old boy, or a thirty-seven-year-old boy.
If you commonly search things like: The Wild Hearts WordPress, stupid blogs, blogs where girl talks about dumb things
Then it means: You’re awesome.
Wasn’t that helpful? I hope you have learned all about yourselves, People of the Internet. As ever, I’m happy to assist you.