I love Tumblr. In fact, I believe I should probably be entering a twelve-step program for it or something, based on the following equation:
[(Time spent on Tumblr)(Time spent on the computer) – (Time spent doing productive stuff)]/(24 hours) = GET A FUCKING LIFE.
But I have never been a fan of math, so I’m just going to ignore that and keep T-T-Tumblin’. I have been completely neglecting the Tumblr associated with this blog in favor of my personal Tumblr, which I will never tell any of you Internet People (sorry), but it is seriously soooo fun. If you don’t have one, I have a handy-dandy quiz to help you decide whether or not you should get one!
The “Should I Get a Tumblr?” Quiz
- I like pictures and photography. [Yes] [No]
- I like pretty and/or attractive things. [Yes] [No]
- I enjoy wasting lots of time on the Internet machine. [Yes] [No]
- I like free porn. [Yes] [No]
- I either like or hate pudding cups. [Yes] [No]
Okay, now to grade your quiz–if you answered “yes” to any of the above questions, you should get a Tumblr! YAYYY, Tumblrs and pudding cups (or no pudding cups) for everyone!
But as usual, I had an evil ulterior motive for writing this post–to bitch about Tumblr. You see, I love it, but some of the things people post make me want to drive a large rusted spike through my head. Or their heads, because I already suffered once having to read their posts. Besides the litany of Jonas Brothers/Demi Lavato/Beiber GIFS that always find their way onto my dash no matter who I follow, EVERYONE POSTS SAPPY RETARDED QUOTES. I’m sorry, but it’s true. And they are usually in the field of “My life sucks”/”I’ll be lonely forever”/”Do you still think about me while touching your penis, ex-boyfriend?”/”I will wait for you even though you cheated on me with a Russian transvestite” vein of thought.
Aside from that, though, it’s great, so go make one and then follow my Wildhearts Tumblr even though I never post anything. Hiii-yah!