Do You Remember Your Weekend?

Hello, darlings, it’s been a while! I’ve been tragically neglecting this blog because my laptop died (funeral services will be held today at 3:00 pm, BYOB) and using the man’s computer is a bit of a drag–it’s a Mac Mini hooked up to a TV and the screen is so far away from my weak eyes. First World Problems, ahoy!

Anyway, how areeeee you all? Still sexy, I presume. Or drowned in a river of spam (and I don’t mean the canned meat–I came back after my hiatus to find a bucketload of comments and was so excited only to find they were all spammity spam spam spam). How was your weekend?

Mine was like a fire in a circus–intense. Friday was a bestie’s birthday, and I drank two cranberry vodkas at my house (with twist of lime, of course), then we went out and I had a Bahama Mama and half of the two GIANT complimentary birthday margaritas that particular establishment offered (you’re ย only supposed to get one but we’re very convincing), then at one thirty we stumbled on to the next place with intentions of a free Das Boot. We both hate beer so we were going to give it to our gentlemen escorts and friends, but as it turned out, this place ALSO gave away margaritas. So naturally I had a White Russian–fine end-of-the-night-drink–half a mint-chocolate shot (don’t ask why half), and most of that even-GIANTER margarita. It probably will surprise no one that I woke up in my slutty clothes, with my purse still on, the birthday girl asleep on my bathroom floor, and three boys sprawled out in the living room (one of them snuggling his head on my 10-lb weights).ย 

Yesterday, I slept until 3:00 pm to kill my massive hangover (milk thistle helped), went to the movies (Taken 2–I would literally get kidnapped just to fuck Liam Neeson), and was somehow still out until one-thirty. Hope your weekend was as smashing! I promise a real post about something other than my drunken adventures soon.


6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. onceuponarecipe
    Oct 09, 2012 @ 22:47:34

    But drunken adventures make such entertaining stories! Like the time I did 12 shots of tequila one night and do not remember a damn thing about the whole night. Apparently tequila makes me really funny. I’ll have to remember that for my next blind date.


  2. maryblackbonnet
    Nov 28, 2012 @ 10:58:38

    I effing love your blog!! Totally an wildhearts addict now!! You’re in my daily reads…thanks for an incredible blog!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ Keep up the amazing work super love!


    • thewildhearts
      Nov 28, 2012 @ 15:57:42

      This might be my favorite comment ever…thanks, doll! I’ve been really neglecting the poor thing (my laptop died a tragic death and am still navigating the Mac mini) but you’ve inspired me to take it back up a notch.


  3. maryblackbonnet
    Nov 30, 2012 @ 00:00:52

    ohhh please dooo!! your blog just makes me soo happy!!!! ๐Ÿ™‚


    • thewildhearts
      Nov 30, 2012 @ 15:37:59

      Well thanks, doll! My prime time to blog is on lunch at work, so I’ll have to think of a crafty way to hide my crazier posts from the coworkers while writing. ๐Ÿ˜‰


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