Arrr-ight!

Dear Internet, it’s my birthday in two months. I want this:

Thank you in advance.

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Sucking Awesome

Some things that suck, in no particular order, include…

hiccups, forgetting people’s birthdays, wakes (why why why do they exist?), wet socks, bad kissers, lies that both people know aren’t true but pretend to believe, lies in general, frizzy hair, bad moods, tapioca pudding, and towels that don’t get you dry.

Some things that are awesome, in no particular order, include…

cozy hugs, growing your own sunflowers, music, good kissers, flannel shirts, cooking dinner for other people without burning it, outdoor concerts, beautiful words that are true, things that last, and hand-me-down gifts.